Cindy doesn't trust John McCain with her money
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 11:21:59 PM PDT
- so why should we trust him with ours?
Cindy had John sign a prenup in 1980 - at a time when such agreements were very rare.
GOP consultant: "Obviously" Repubs wouldn't nominate a black candidate.
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 10:30:31 PM PDT
This quote could be (and considering CNNs track record of late, likely is) completely out of context, but I found it too hilarious not to check. Here's the story link, about the GOP congratulating Dems for nominating a black candidate:
GOP cheers Obama's historic stride
He Makes My Skin Crawl. Really, He Does.
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 10:25:48 PM PDT
Ralph Reed was back at it tonight, on LARRY KING. Why do I think "Child Molester" every time I see that sorry SOB anywhere?
McCain Advisor: There are no uninsured Americans
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 07:14:53 PM PDT
How's this for another kick to working Americans who are struggling to get by? According to the guy that helped develop McCain's health care plan, no Americans should be considered uninsured.
His logic? Anyone who can get into a hospital emergency room is able to access health care, and therefore shouldn't be considered uninsured. His solution to the health insurance crisis is simply to define the problem away.
"I'll have my staff get back to you...."
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 05:40:05 PM PDT
People have been jumping all over John McCain's forgetting of how many homes he owns, and rightfully so - the idea of a man who can't even remember his own assets being the guy who'll fix the American economy is just outright laughable. I'm all for ripping on McCain on this front, or really on any front. But while it's good to take from this a sense of just how out of touch McCain is about the real conditions of the economy, there's another thing we should take away from this - and a disturbing pattern that raises questions about whether this man is fit to hold the office of leader of the free world.
The Election to Come
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 05:33:03 PM PDT
The Election season and true campaigning will begin soon. Next week is the Republican Convention and democrats plan on going to Minnesota and trying to step on republican messages just as republicans have tried to step on democratic messages this week. But we also need to go after the republicans in other parts of the country also.
YU News FlashBack: August 27, 2001
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 02:17:26 PM PDT
The following parody news story appeared seven years ago today. It was published and distributed by Yossarian Universal News Service (YU), the world’s first satiric news syndicate founded in 1980.
YU News Dispatch 038
Yossarian Universal News Service 082701
6:06:54:01 PM PST
START
DISCOVERY OF PARALLEL WORLD OFFERS NEW HOPE FOR BUSH PRESIDENCY
Other Presidential Pretender Appears To Be Exactly The Same As Ours Except For Cross-Dressing
Mountain View, Calif. (YU) -- In what is being hailed as the most important discovery of the new century, a tear in the space/time continuum has revealed the existence of a parallel world similar to our own, where another George W. Bush serves as its Presidential Pretender and where the future reveals his accidental death, a failed attempt to convince the public that he is still alive, and the subsequent power struggle by a number of presidential successors hoping to gain control of the country.
Which Worked? Surge or Awakening? Iraqi Govt About To Find Out The Hard Way.
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 12:38:52 PM PDT
Right now, on radios and televisions, websites and blogs across the land, the cry is going out: the province of Anbar is safe, thanks to the brave efforts of Coalition forces and their Iraqi partners. Iraqi security forces are ready and waiting to take over. This will free up American troops to rotate out of country and into the once again restive theater of conflict in Afghanistan.
In reality it's... not quite going down like that .
Let's check the news together below the break.
Raining (Big Time?) on the Republican's Parade
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 12:28:09 PM PDT
McCain Convention Acceptance Speech Leaked
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 12:07:38 PM PDT
STAGE INSTRUCTIONS: Do not say the parts in parenthesis. Try not to look confused. Do not attempt to smile -- children are watching and they frighten easily.
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TelePrompTer: Three Screens to give appearance
that McCain is not actually reading from
TelePrompTer. VERY large type. Please remember,
the Senator is 122 years old and vision is bad
because he was a POW.
Transcript follows this line.
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(Allow several seconds for light-to-moderate clapping, perhaps intermixed with whistles, catcalls, or noisemakers of some kind)
[ACTION]County Republicans Sell 'Muslim Obama' $3 bill at WA St Fair
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 12:07:07 PM PDT
Almost all of the democrats involved in this are close friends and volunteers of my campaign. They decided to investigate rumors of a racist, insensitive $3 bill at the Republican booth of the Washington State Fair. When one of our volunteers, Carol Ronken, went to go photograph the booth, she was told to leave immediately. Then security was called on her. She said nothing until confronted. Now, after the poor press hits, the party is claiming that "they had no idea" and "of course that isn't right!"
Yeah, right.
U.S. soldiers say they executed Iraqis
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 12:04:24 PM PDT
Well, this is the kind of thing that gets lost in the hoopla of the Convention:
WASHINGTON: Three U.S. soldiers killed four handcuffed and blindfolded Iraqi prisoners with pistol shots on the bank of a Baghdad canal last year, the New York Times reported on Wednesday.
GOP Distributing Racist Anti Obama Bills
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 11:47:11 AM PDT
Leave it to a state fair to provide an opportunity for the GOP to display its racism for all to view:
Snohomish County Republicans on Tuesday stopped selling phony $3 bills at their Evergreen State Fair booth bearing a picture of Barack Obama wearing an Arab headdress.
In addition to the image of Sen. Obama, the likely Democratic nominee for president, the "Obamanation Note" design includes a silhouette figure of a camel, identifies Obama as "Da Man" and is signed by "Teddy Kennedy, Chief Socialism Advisor," and "Al Sharpton, New Spiritual Advisor." The serial number, "IBD14UOK" when read aloud, is fractured English: "I be de one for you, OK."
These bills are an illustration of the true nature of the GOP, and the level of desperation they must feel in advance of the election to distribute these things for fundraising purposes.
The Iraq War Statistics
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 11:09:11 AM PDT
Casualties, financial costs, etc. Show your local neo-con these statistics when he starts saying it was worth it.
The War that has gone on for around half a decade has cost us much in blood and treasure, and popular opinion around the world. This war isn't just unjustifiable, it's fiscally irresponsible, morally wrong, and continually deepining the financial wounds in the American Economy, with a shower of salt upon them to add to the pain.
Republicans Divided: Untold Story
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 10:22:46 AM PDT
Wow, am I sick of the Democrats are divided stories. I am really tired of the "will the Clinton voters come home to Obama?" and stories about how "Obama will have trouble rallying segments of the Democratic Party."
Where are those stories about the Republicans. John McCain ran unopposed for the last 15-20 primaries, and rarely got 70% of the vote. Numerous traditional values and veteran's websites are pledging not to back McCain. http://usvetdsp.com/
Numerous prominent conservatives are backing Obama.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/...
Where are the stories about Republican disarray?
California repugs tax plan
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 09:52:42 AM PDT
The republicans in our state legislature won't sign on to a budget that includes a tax increase of one percent on people with paychecks of more than $320,000 a year; they seem to have no problem approving an additional one cent on California's already horrendous sales taxes that add up to over 9 percent here in Torrance.
The rich protect their own; the regular folks get to pay the bills.
Time for a change!
Annoying
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 09:27:58 AM PDT
Czech: otravný m.
German: ärgerlich de
Icelandic: truflandi
Italian: fastidioso
Japanese: うるさい (urusai)
Spanish: molesto es
Dutch: vervelend
Polish: irytujący
No matter in what language you say it, it all comes down to the same thing.
Milhouse: Why does Bart have a comic book?
Comic Book Guy: Your questions have become more redundant and annoying then the last three "Highlander" movies.
We all have things that annoy us. For me, my the most annoying behavior of others is when people try to speak for me, or claim to be able to do so.
<More after the break>
UPDATE W/DIGG LINK: Ouch! Senator Leahy Goes There!
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 09:12:37 AM PDT